If you have two nights in Berlin, call Jorg. You'll end up in Tausend with beautiful people on night one, and partying in Puro Sky Lounge in a VIP area with Meital filming her latest music video on night two.
We rocked into Berlin on a Friday night to meet Miss T, who was on her travels around Europe, for a whirlwind 36 hours.
Like my free sunnies? I'm such a trendsetter.
We even managed to get our fair share of German sausage, schnitzel and pork knuckle. Done and dusted.