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Things I learnt last weekend

What you should do when your baby sister-in-laws come to stay for the weekend:
  • Take them to places they haven't been, like Spitalfields
  • Have fun cruising around the city taking joke photos
  • Enjoy brunch out in a cafe 
  • Treat them to a feast at Hung's in Chinatown at 2am
  • Introduce them to new foods they've never tried before


What you shouldn't do when your baby sister-in-laws come to stay for the weekend:
  • Get them to make you cocktails while you have a power nap
  • Take them to The Box where they'll see things they shouldn't be seeing unless they're (a) not with their older brother, (b) at an Amsterdam sex show
  • Encourage them to fleece men for whatever they want
  • Return home with them as the sun is rising
  • Do anything that requires you to follow with "don't tell your mother!"


Nope, not going to win any role model of the year awards, that's for sure.

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